Dreadful No-Eyed Alien Fetus Head

I went outside to snap some pictures of tonight's total lunar eclipse with a standard Canon Elph and somehow turned the moon into a dreadful no-eyed alien fetus head. Now I'm cowering inside with a blanket, clutching a steak knife and humming snippets of church hymns. The last photo wasn't even magnified. It was hovering out my window TWO FEET FROM THE GLASS.